A joke & I know some will get upset but I think most will laugh?
Willys cynical thought for the day;
If money is, really, the root of all evil, why do preacher’s want it so freaking badly?
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted his computer.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
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thats cool….i like it
can i have 10 points??
too long
cute but i’ve heard this before…
Groan! LOL
I love this joke…
WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA!!!
=)
I’ve never heard of that one before. It’s good.
i dont get it
i can’t understand why anyone would be offended i think it was funny and will pass it along to others
that’s really good, got a laugh outta me, thanks for that!
thats a good one nice
funny…nice family joke…I’ll give it an B+
Hey…loved the joke. Money isn’t the root of all evil, it’s the LOVE of money that’s the root of all evil. I’ve got a ten dollar bill in my wallet that hasn’t had a dirty thought all day.
love it!
Hahhahahahah.
This is awesome!
Hee hee hee that is funny! I don’t really have a good answer for your question though
CUTE
Much much too long of a set up yes, but it’s amusing.
TROLL! that’s what you are.
adder-hemorrhoids
Powerful Member of the House of idiots.
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OK, that was funny
IT REALLY NEEDS WORK WILLY… I WORK FOR A COMEDY PRODUCER IN LAS VEGAS AND IT REALLY NEEDS WORK!!!
MEH, IT’S OKAY FOR A RELIGIOUS JOKE…
That’s kind of an old joke. Also, the Bible says the LOVE of money is the root of all evil… not the money itself.
Cute!
Ok that was cute
Thanks
great, but I agree too long!
do you think JESUS got all the chicks,he had great abs……..
Hahahaha, nice. Jesus saves.
LOL….=)
That’s a good one, I actually laughed.
i get it
…that’s terrible…I knew where it was heading too and yet I kept following it
Good one Willy!!
Good to go
LOL!! Good one. Thanks!
*groan*
As if you couldn’t see that punchline coming from a mile away.
Jesus saves if what he raves in a typical ta……
Funny stuff.
It is kind of funny but it is stupid
Ya, it’s funny.
Most preachers I know are pretty poor. They ask for money for the church they preach in. They get paid a fixed salary that is pretty low, at least the churches I go to. TV preachers may ask for money a lot and get a lot, like Jim Bakker. But then again, those preachers are clearly frauds.
Cute
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta love Jesus for saving stuff
Hey, it was good but have some respect.
I really liked the first one!
I’ll tell you why preachers want it so badly… so they can up grade their Cadillac’s and renovate their houses
Hey, thats a good one. Jesus does save though, Amen. Been a long time since seeing you…..Rose……
Cute…gave me a chuckle!!
have heard the joke before and thought it cute,,,,just wanted to clarify ……………money is not the root of all evil ,,it is the LOVE of money that is……………………..avarice,greed..
i thought that was really funny!!!
I love that joke. Thanks it really made me laugh. If someone gets upset forget them that was a clean joke that will make people laugh.
ooooohhhhh! i get it now.
lol that was pretty good.