Blonde jokes funny or not?
>She was Soooooooo Blonde .
>* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>* She thought General Motors was in the army.
>* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
here:" she wrote
>"Sagittarius."
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>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She took the ruler
>to bed to see how long she slept.
>* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
>* Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
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>She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She tripped over a cordless phone.
>* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said
>"Concentrate."
>* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON’T WALK."
>* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
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>She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She studied for a blood test.
>* She sold the car for gas money.
>* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
instead.
>* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said, "Airport Left,"
>she turned around and went home.
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>She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
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>* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
>* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be
speechless.
>* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
>the evening.
>* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "This Goes
>In Front."
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>AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
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>She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
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>She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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HAHAHHAHAA!VERY FUNNY!LOL!LMAO!
I GOT ONE!
SHE IS SO BLONDE SHE WROTE TGIF ON HER SHOES FOR "TOES GO IN FIRST!"
good ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol i love them all ony half is true for my jk 10/10
This is good !!
theres a blonde a brunette and redhead… they steal stuff from a store…they run from the cops…they hide in a shed…….they hop in some sacks in the shed…..the cop kicks the 1st sack…………..the brunette sas "baaaaaa". the cop thinks its only a sheep. he kick the next sack the redhead says" arff arff" the cops says its only a dog….then he kicks the next sack and the blonde says "potato" then they get arrested and rot in a federal jail……………THE END!
haha great!!
some of them
Please get rid of those little Forwarded >>>> marks, before you post the next joke.
If it is not good enough to clean up a little bit, you will find that a lot of people, like me, won’t try to wade through the >>>>"s to read the joke.
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