I was wondering, is it a simple case of asking for a copy of some blood test results if you would like to view them? Typically (in the UK) can they then fax them over or put them in the post relatively quickly?

Hi, My instructor is away and I will be taking the private pilot knowledge test in a few days. He said that he can fax the sign off to take the test directly to the FBO where I will be taking the test. I just want to make sure that this is allowed. He says it is but I just want to verify. Thanks

I passed the written but not the oral test for border patrol. I waited the specified 6 months and reapplied via fax to the Minneapolis Hiring Center. How long does one usually have to wait for a response?
I had to wait until after April 23rd to Reapply.

1. Called me to get my phone number.
2. Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3. Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. Tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
5. Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. Tried to drown a fish.
7. Thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. Tripped over a cordless phone.
10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. Studied for a blood test.
13. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. Moved when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.
15. Took the 22 bus twice because she missed the 44 bus.
16. Turned around and went home when she arrived at the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left."

Look how GAY shse is!!!

>she
>>>called me to get my phone number.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>>said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"concentrate."> >> >>
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>>>lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her> >mind.> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tried
>>>to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.>
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>>>tried to drown a fish.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she thought a quarterback was a refund.> >> >> >> >>
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>>>in a grocery store and starved to> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >she tripped over a cordless phone.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she took a ruler to bed to
>>>see how long she slept.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she studied for a blood
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >test.>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes
>>>occur around the home,> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>moved.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >instead.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she took you to the airport
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >and
>>>saw a sign that said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >"Airport Left" she turned around and went home> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!> >> >>

STAR IF ITS FUNNY

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

There is a Smart Blonde, a Dumb Blonde, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny sitting at a table with ,000,000 in the middle, who gets the money ?

The Dumb Blonde because there is no such thing as a Smart Blonde, Santa Clause, or the Easter Bunny.

Q. Why did the Blonde climb the glass wall ?

A. To see whats on the other side.

Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?

A. Shine a flashlight in her ear!

Q. Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman, compared to a brunette snowman?

A. You have to hollow out the head!

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it’s mine?"

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?

A: You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q. How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?

A. There’s a stamp in the corner of the fax!

Q. Why won’t pharmacists hire blondes as secrataries?

A. They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter!

Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?

A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday!

Q. What did a blonde get on her SAT test?

A. Nail Polish

Q. What do you call a blonde who lives in Alaska?

A. A Frosted Flake.

Two dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Two dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn’t. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down."

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blond that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

1. He took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
2. He sent me a fax with a stamp on it8. At the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," he put "Sagittarius."
3. He studied for a blood test.

1. He took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
2. He sent me a fax with a stamp on it8. At the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," he put "Sagittarius."
3. He studied for a blood test.

VICTIM OF FRAUD

My wife was having a baby back on May-2006, Her primary Doctor sent her
To the Obstetrix Medical Group Located in Hamilton Ave San Jose, Ca.
Her primary Doctor told her not worry about the Insurance covering because
They do accept PacifiCare.!
My wife and I were barely new to PacifiCare we didn’t know how this really
Works or what exactly we supposed to do before visit any place “According to
PacifiCare”
We hired the doctor in the first place “thanks God” was in the PacifiCare Network.
But we thought that once we have a doctor and the doctor send you to these
Different places for testing or examinations? It will cover by the insurance.!!
However this is what got us in trouble.
Even if a doctor send you to another place for some sore of test, we supposed to
Find out first if that place is cover by PacifiCare, According to this Insurance.
But, there were times that insurance was confused themselves with their system,
They didn’t even know if some places my wife’s doctor used for third party work
Were their responsibility to pay or not.
How we supposed to know that as well?? They didn’t make any sense at all.
Which, Again, We didn’t know this. And because the doctor told us the
Obstetrix Medical Group is cover by PacifiCare? So went and we even asked the
Counter Employee at the desk if they take PacifiCare? And she said “Yes”
She took our Insurance card and took a photocopy and we filled out other forms

Days later, We received a bill from Obstetrix Medical Group for the amount of
,964 which this bill continued arriving over and over at my house.
In the mean time I was calling insurance to find out why they were not paying this
Bill? And they told me that the Obstetrix Medical Group was not in the network.
We told them that my wife’s doctor checked it in Northrop Grumman website that
Was in the network that it was cover that’s why we went.

Time went by, later I received a letter from California Business Bureau collecting
The amount of ,731.41 including fees. To contact the collector

At this time I got the news that PacifiCare Finally decided to pay so I got the copy
Of the PacifiCare Payment.
Then I called this guy the collector and told him this bill has been paid by the
Insurance. Then he asked to send him a copy.
I did, sent him the copy when saw the total amount that was paid to Obstetrix?
Which was ,178.40 because the difference was my discount.
THIS IS HOW HMO INSURANCE COMPANY WORKS
However, the collector told me: “ Not, you need to pay the difference then, I said:
If you have any questions, please call the insurance.
So, he told me that he will check it out.

On 01/23/2008
6 Months later I received a garnishment letter from the company I work for that
Legal Action involving employee wages will be against me.

So, I contacted the collector and asked him: “Why Do you keep bothering me with this?
This bill has been paid before back on 05/07/2007”
He replied: “Not, it Hasn’t” you are responsible for the difference of the ,178.41 plus interest.
Then I said “no” you still don’t understand.! Ok, I’ll find out thru my insurance and the obstetrix
Medical group to see what they are after me for?

So, I called the Insurance PacifiCare and explained them the situation and they said:
“Well, we don’t understand why this people is bothering you, this bill has been paid back on
05/07/2007 call for some Legal help.

I called the Obstetrix Medical Group Headquaters in Arizona at the Phone Number:
1-877-737-4546, I talked to the guy “that help”which he didn’t want
Give me his last name or any reference number.
Anyways, He told me that my wife’s account has been closed back in 05/07/2007
With satisfactory results that he didn’t understand why collection still working on this.
He even told me that he will send a letter to collection to stop this but this will take
Some time to get there and stop it.
But collection is already on my employer against my wages.

Later, I faxed these two statements from the calls to the collector and called him
After works to tell him that nothing is left to be paid.

He said “No” you need to pay the remaining balance plus interest.
So I told him, fine I’ll contact my Company benefit representative, then he said, “Ok”

So, I called my company benefit representative and explained her the problem.
She said: “Bring me copies of everything you got”

She called the California Business Bureau and asked for some one in charged
For the particular matter.
So, spoke a lady there, they went thru the Problem and they came out that
They were making a mistake.
That they thought I was in the PPO Plan because the HMO Plan members don’t owe
Any difference and that the fees will be waved.

So, The lady will send a document via Fax to my company benefit representative and that
She will send this copy to my company payroll so they can stop this.

WHY WE HAVE TO GO THRU THIS??
WHO IS PAYING ME MY TIME FOR THIS??
WHO IS PAYING MY FRUSTRATION FOR THIS??
WHO IS PAYING FOR THE BAD MOOD I’VE BEEN WITH MY FAMILY??
WHAT ABOUT MY CREDIT REPORT RATE??

PLEASE, HELP
First, I’m not a book writer to decide how much should I put in my text.!

I’m just an individual trying to survive from my attackers.!

Some people here in these answers are not undertanding the subject.

I said:
This place was in the Insurance Network under my company website.
We checked it at the doctor’s office that day, that’s why we went.

Now when the collection started their collection letters? I called them to let them know that the bill has been fully paid and nothing was left to owe.
But, this collector was so stubborn about it and said to me many times:
"No, it’s your responsability to pay the difference and I will collect this money"

Now, my company sarted to take money from my check.!
and my company Benefit representative
is working on the issue that it’s wrong and she asking letters to the collector to send them to my company to stop this as we’re speaking.!

I’ll appreciate more help and where to go exactly to see if I have a case or not.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it says….. "concentrate.

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She studied for a blood test

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar store

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

tell me if any of these jokes are funny. plz no rude comments. i already said sorry.
MAN u guys answer fast! i got them from my friend. im not sure how she got them tho.
yea, i dont get the last one either, sorry about the confusion. oh and yea i know that some of these jokes are old but i like them.
u know what msgirl14, i know grammar too. im top student in my english class. and plus u dont always have to say please. so u shut up.
when i mean say please i mean say that instead of plz. u can’t even spell grammar.
im not saying that all of these are funny, i just think they are funny for other ppl who hasn’t heard of these jokes before.
by the way.
NO RUDE COMMENTS PLZ.
AND I SAID SORRY TO THE PPL WHO THINKS ITS OFFENSIVE. AND I JUST SAID THiS IS NOT TRUE AND ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

I received a job offer and accepted, in writing, on 10-13-06. On 10-13-06 I gave my employer 2 week notice. I began my new job on 10-30-06 at 7:30am. At 8am they advised of drug testing requirement. I went home to get meds before test. I advised drug test facility I had meds that would test positive but they denied to look at the rxs. By the time I got back to work, my new employer had received a call that I had a non-negative reading and that it would be sent for further evaluation. I offered to get an additional test that would verify the drugs found in system. They approved. I got the test done, had it faxed over with a cover letter explaining my medical need and the type of medication prescribed and verified. The new employer still won’t let me work until they get results from Arizona lab and MRO. Is this legal? I was to START my job, now I’m WITHOUTa job and at a loss of income for appx 3 days. They could have done this 2 weeks ago.HR stated they can withdraw my offer!?

THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

All they want is the co-pay. I take them a sick child, and they say "take her home, give her rest, wait 3 days and come back, that will be today." USELESS I TELL YOU. Oh, and when i get tests done, they want me to come back into the office, sit in the waiting room with sick people, sit in the office for 20 minutes, then the doctor comes in and looks at his clipboard and says "Well, the results were negative, have a great day, and don’t forget to stop on the way out and pay you copay." Why can’t the call, emal, fax, send me a freakin letter and tell me the results???????

i applied for ssd back in august for a brain problem they sent me to a doctor for test to see how disable i was the doctor agreed i was disable but they still denied me i have since had surgery on my brain and a 3 weeks rehab now they ssd want’s me to send them morer infro about my condition by fax is this a good sign i will probably get it this time?i have been turned down 2 time’s i do have a lawyer