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She was Soooooooo Blonde .
> >* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >* She thought General Motors was in the army.
> >* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> >* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
> >"Sagittarius."
> >She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> >* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On phonics"
> >She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She tripped over a cordless phone.
> >* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
> >"Concentrate."
> >* She told me to meet her at the corner of " WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
> >* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
> >She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She studied for a blood test.
> >* She sold the car for gas money.

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

hey i just found out that i have an over reactive thyroid i felt like shit for awhile and this is on top of blood clots that we can find no reason for and usually if u have the blood clots with no reason there is a risk of cancer anyways when they did the ultrasound of my thyroid they found two huge lymphnodes one on each side of my thyroid i had a catscan done today of my neck and my primary doc says there is nothing substancial to worry about but sent a fax of it to my hematologyst (who is also an oncologyist) was just wondering if i should be very concerend and if the catscan really is negative should i insiste on another test and if so what?

I applied and got an email to take the test to be a technician, I tested and passed.

Then they sent me an email about a drug test i faxed to them a copy with my signature. Now what?

i have a fax its – SHARP UX-60 – i want to find out what my fax number is so i can send an online fax (like email) to another fax machine (my fax machine just to test it out and see if it works.)

heres the link of how im going to send it:

http://www.cybercity-online.net/fre…

now i dont know what to put in what it says The FAX number properly formatted.

i am from the UK, Bedfordshire, Bedford. anyway please reply asap.

Willys cynical thought for the day;

If money is, really, the root of all evil, why do preacher’s want it so freaking badly?

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They sent faxes.

They sent e-mail.

They sent out e-mail with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did some genealogy reports.

They made cards.
       
They did every known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted his computer.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

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From; Willys Jokes archives! Best Jokes anywhere!

Why has he not pardoned the border patrol agents in California?
With the wars in Aghganistan, and Iraq, I still think he is protecting Americans from terrorism, but yet, he leaves our borders open for illegals to enter so easily. Muslims terrorists are able to enter into America through the border, too. Some already have.
Why won’t Bush protect our borders?????

PRESIDENT BUSH LEGACY LEAVES U.S. BORDERS UNSECURED

President Bush delivered his last State of Union Address and dishonored our Founding Fathers in the very hall dedicated to the Will of the People. He has failed his duty to protect and secure the U.S. He leaves behind a failed legacy, filled only with empty promises to secure our nation’s porous borders.

Our President conceded to the desires of lawbreakers, terrorists, sex traffickers and the Mexican drug cartels, rather than re-committing himself and the Congress to ensuring the safety and security of our nation.

Bowing to political pressure and ignoring the message of millions of you who sent faxes and made phone calls. President Bush opened the door to the next 9/11 disaster by re-endorsing amnesty and said “We also need to acknowledge that we will never fully secure our border until we create a lawful way for foreign workers to come here and support our economy.”

MCDC volunteers say Mr. President Enforce the Current Laws NOW!

BORDER SECURITY FIRST! STOP THE KILLERS AND TERRORISTS NOW!

Bush’s amnesty-worker remarks demonstrate that he has clearly abandoned his commitment made in October 2006 to fund and build the physical border fence on the U.S.-Mexico border, and that he still thinks amnesty is the answer to America’s border crisis. BUSH SAID NOT A WORD ABOUT MURDERED U.S. BORDER PATROL AGENT LUIS AGUILAR, JR., WHO SACRIFICED HIS LIFE ON THE BORDER LINE LAST WEEK WHILE TRYING TO KEEP DRUG-RUNNERS FROM INVADING OUR COUNTRY!

Even John McCain claims he has learned a lesson from his previous mistakes in support of amnesty legislation. As he campaigns for President, he is often heard saying, “I got the message… we will secure the borders first.”

Now we need to make sure that all Washington lawmakers get that message too, even if President Bush remains stone deaf to the People’s Will!

The volunteers of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps will not allow our government leaders to concede the safety, security and sovereignty of our nation to the murderous lawbreakers who conspire with the Mexican government to do us harm through their unbridled drug trafficking, sex trafficking and violence towards our citizens. Please ACT NOW so we can demand our President and Congress take the appropriate actions to IMMEDIATELY implement the Minuteman Border Security Agenda before they do anything else this year.

Please SELECT HERE to send an immediate fax to President Bush, all 535 Members of Congress, all 50 Governors and all state Chairmen of the Republican and Democratic Parties and tell them to support the Minuteman Border Security Agenda. Send our Washington lawmakers a forceful message that you demand secured borders, a strong national economy and that they MUST STOP rewarding the criminal behavior of illegal aliens.

Offering the same empty promises we have heard for more than fourteen months, the President missed an important opportunity to pursue his legacy by demanding the re-funding of the physical border fence. Until we see real change, MCDC is obliged to continue to doubt his veracity towards offering real enforcement of our immigration laws.

After the State of the Union Address, the White House published details of the Bush Administration’s solutions to “Improving Border Security and Immigration” that have left us with only more questions about the President’s unilateral abandonment of his numerous promises to secure the border in 2006 and 2007:

Here are the questions to which we need YOUR help obtaining answers:

1) Does the President really believe that cameras will better deter terrorists and drug dealers from invading our country, than will a physical border barrier? The President stated that he wants to strengthen border security with “additional personnel, technology and infrastructure.” Currently, the House Homeland Security Committee has refused to permit Boeing to deploy its technology, since it is failing many government tests and cost controls.

2) Why was the National Guard removed from the Southern border last summer? It is evident to an overwhelming majority of Americans that our country is under attack, and we currently do not have enough Border Patrol agents available to deter the illegal invasion, or even to operate under reasonably safe conditions—witness last week’s terrible murder of Agent Luis Aguilar?

3) Why is the President failing to secure 700 miles of the border before year’s end? He promised the fence when he signed the 2006 Secure Fence Act, and those limited spans of fence that have been installed are often built at a much inferior design level than the specifications required by the Act!

4) Why is President Bush not expediting the construction of the border fence? What not do so as a national security priority? Our country immediately reacted with increased airport security measures after 9/11 and reports document that terrorists are crossing the US-Mexico border with alarming regularity and frequency.

5) Why does Congressman Duncan Hunter from CA say the border is not secure? He disagrees with the Bush administration assertion that 165 miles of pedestrian fencing has been completed, but what is the truth?

The White House failure to secure our borders caused Congressman Duncan Hunter (R-CA) to file H.R. 5124 last week. The Bill calls for the reinstatement of the 2006 Secure Fence Act as well as requiring the construction of double-layered fencing along America’s Southern land border within 6 months of its passage. Duncan Hunter has ALWAYS been a true friend of the border security movement and his findings reveal that the government has built only 75 miles of fencing as required by law, since the President signed the 2006 Secure Fence Act.

the exploitation of our citizens, resources and sovereignty by the world’s thugs.

He also believes that we can “take pressure off the border and allow law enforcement to concentrate on those who mean us harm,” but in the next breath, he offers them amnesty once again. So why did he remove the National Guard from our Southern border where Mexican thugs attacked our embattled Border Patrol agents 1,000 times in 2007, and another brave field agent was killed in cold blood just last week?

Why are BP Agents Compean and Ramos still in federal prison for their hot pursuit of a felon drug-runner?

Within the next year, millions of criminals, thugs, terrorists and international drug cartel “soldiers” will harm our citizens and undermanned lawmen unless we put the National Guard back on our Southern border IMMEDIATELY. WE NEED YOU TO ACT TODAY!

Select here to send a fax message to America’s Political Leaders

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IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF OUR LAWMAKERS TO KEEP THEIR OATH OF OFFICE, PROTECT AND DEFEND AMERICA FROM ALL ENEMIES!

The lab screwed up and just sent them to me and not my doctor.
I’ll be faxing them to him tomorrow but I was wondering anyone could give me any insight on this?
(I went for bipolar disorder, but he wanted a blood test)
Everything on the CBC is inrange except for:

Lymphocytes, Aboslute which read out of range 1065 – low- 1200-5200/ cells mcL

Eosinphonphils, Absolute — 9 -Low- 15-500/cells mcL

And on my other page…

A/G Raitio 2.2 High 1.0-2.1 mg/dl

Bilirubin, direct, high .021 < = 0.2 mg/dl

Are this abnormalities something to be concerned out?
I live a clean life style.
I’m 17 years old, 6’0, and 180 pounds.

The test asked a series of hypothetical questions – Would you still be you if… You had a heart transplant? Your brain was transplanted into a robot? Your body was sent through a "transporter", destroyed at this end, and "faxed" and reconstructed at the other end from new matter etc.The point at which you would draw the line suggests where you think your "self" resides. Anyone know where I can (re)find it?

I have a Lexmark x63 and the manual says that you can set it at 3 different levels one of which is "answer/fax" which allows one to receive voicemail and faxes simutaneously but when I tested it by trying to send a fax from another location it did not go through and when I got home and dialed my number from my cell the display on the fax machine said, "press 9 on the telephone or start twice to receive faxes." What is the problem? I have it set at "answer/ fax but when I dialed the number from my cell it reverted to the other level which is "telephone mode" which has one to manually press 9 on the telephone or start twice on the fax machine which means I would have to be here to receive faxes. What is the problem and how can this be resolved? Thanks

Months ago, I sold something on Ebay for .

The customer later claimed it didn’t work as advertised, and sent it back to me. I tested it, and it did work as advertised. But whatever – I sent them a full refund.

I sent them a money order for from Bidpay.com. Bidpay says the customer received the money order and cashed it. However, the customer WILL not release her claim – so, PayPal charged me – now I can’t use PayPal unless I pay that !

I emailed, called, and faxed PayPal. I printed out my receipt from Bidpay and faxed it to them. The customer emailed me and said she got the money order and will release the claim. I forwarded that to PayPal as well.

PayPal says the fax I sent and the forwarded emails aren’t good enough, and that the customer MUST release the claim themselves. And this customer won’t release her claim – despite saying she would! What should I do?