do you think this is funny??
Look how GAY shse is!!!
>she
>>>called me to get my phone number.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
>>>said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"concentrate."> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she put
>>>lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her> >mind.> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tried
>>>to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>tried to drown a fish.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she thought a quarterback was a refund.> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she got locked
>>>in a grocery store and starved to> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >death.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >she tripped over a cordless phone.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she took a ruler to bed to
>>>see how long she slept.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she studied for a blood
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >test.>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes
>>>occur around the home,> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>moved.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >instead.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she took you to the airport
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >and
>>>saw a sign that said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >"Airport Left" she turned around and went home> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!> >> >>
Tagged with: alphabetical order • amp • forehead • juice box • lipstick • orange juice • phone number
Filed under: How to send a test fax
That was so f*****g funny, hysterical and hilarious that I spewed chocolate milk out of my nose!!!!
Thanks for making my night!!!!!!!
hillarious
yea…VERY funny
Lol, yes.
no i dont really understand it either
i heard this before..its suppose to be about blondes..right idk
i giggled
Well, i stopped reading after the first line. You think you can take all that unnecessary crap out between the sentences?
I think it is the humour of a drunk 12 year old…
Says it all really.
I’ve heard these before…
*yawwwwwwn*
yeah that’s pretty wierd… but how are you determining the sexuality of a list of bad blonde jokes??
no
too long to read
all the jokes are old…..
MOST WERE FUNNY
Ty
hahahahaha! yeah, that’s very funny…but I kinda feel sorry for the chick…
Don’t get the Gay thing, but I suppose that those are middle-school comedy 101
It’s funny, but it’s not gay. I think some people would be offended if you associated stupidity like that with being gay.
it is very very very funny lol she is stupid
Yea…it’s funny. Sounds like a blonde joke stand up routine.
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those are silly..they are stupid funny
lol.. thank you for the chuckle
That is hilarious. No Lie. I am going to like use most of them when i am going to talk to my friend.
Do you like Mine:
There was a blonde and her boyfried just broke up with her so she was heart broken. That same night she went to Walgreens to buy heartburn medicine.
Get it. HAHAHA! LOL!
To much scrolling to get to the end.
Maybe the first few times I heard them, but . . . they’re getting pretty old now.
maybe
Yeah thats is funny! You have me laughing and smiling at work! LOL