hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1?
You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate. Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!" Tries to drown a fish. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change. Thinks socialism means partying. Trips over a cordless phone. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius." Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Studies for a blood test and fails. Invents a solar powered flashlight. Sells the car for gas money. Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead. Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
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i loved this its really funny
What did you do, steal yo’ mama’s so dumb jokes and lump them all together?
Hehehehehe! I really loved that. Thats cracking!
I have heard just about all of those. You should try making up your own.
you might want to put a caption on it that says i stole these from… you know those are on the net at myjokes.com
mr. unoriginal
MR.? why ( yo mamma must be proud)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……………..
That was pretty funny i’d have to say….
thanks for that…
how do you give a lemon an orgasm?
Tickle it’s citrus!!
Stupid but funny!
I think that was good (LMAO) as i havent heard that one before thanks i will try to remember that one so i can tell my friends
Very funny. Havent’ heard some of them.
I liked them.