How to find out if someone is an IDIOT!?
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Puts lipstick on their forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.
Thinks socialism means partying.
Trips over a cordless phone.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
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Filed under: How to send a test fax
You forgot…
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner
Give them three shovels and tell them to take their pick
Some of these are ones I have never heard. Thanks for the chuckle.
I think a better word… is simpleton…
idiot is a bit harsh.
Funny but I only like 3 and those r :
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
and Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home Sells the car for gas money.
Stabbing tires beause theysaw a sign that says "free air"
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Hahahaaa
WoW!! FuNnY! LoL!
Thanks for the laughs!
Bwaa Haa Haaa!!!
Do you know what’s so funny about those? Most of them say "he", which really does explain a lot!
Puts lipstick on their forehead because HE wanted to makeup his mind.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" HE put Sagittarius
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, HE moves.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", HE turned around and went home.
Just thought that these were kinda funny! LOL!
Haha Cute and Funny!
lol those are really funny!
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.