How to know if someone is a real blonde?
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.
Thinks socialism means partying.
Trips over a cordless phone.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
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what goes blonde brunette blonde brunette? a blonde doing cartwheels, naked.
but to answer your question take a peek at the pubes.
thanks i guess?
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some were good but a bit long lol
Ha Ha Ha …..Thats right….if any of the above said things if committed by even a non – blonde, then he/she will be bestowed with the honour of Blonde !!! too funny !
They have solar powered flashlights….or, maybe more accurate, solar charged flashlights.
thanks toooo
LMFAO!!!
Excellent but that may not go too well with real blondes