i have a blonde joke. NO OFFENSE TO THE BLONDES, this is not true, its just funny.?
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it says….. "concentrate.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She studied for a blood test
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar store
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
tell me if any of these jokes are funny. plz no rude comments. i already said sorry.
MAN u guys answer fast! i got them from my friend. im not sure how she got them tho.
yea, i dont get the last one either, sorry about the confusion. oh and yea i know that some of these jokes are old but i like them.
u know what msgirl14, i know grammar too. im top student in my english class. and plus u dont always have to say please. so u shut up.
when i mean say please i mean say that instead of plz. u can’t even spell grammar.
im not saying that all of these are funny, i just think they are funny for other ppl who hasn’t heard of these jokes before.
by the way.
NO RUDE COMMENTS PLZ.
AND I SAID SORRY TO THE PPL WHO THINKS ITS OFFENSIVE. AND I JUST SAID THiS IS NOT TRUE AND ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol! I like those even though I do have blonde streaks, those are funny. I have one for you:
A blonde goes to a soda vending machine and puts in some money and out comes a soda.
She does this for an hour and the guy behind asked when she will be done. And she said:" as soon as i stop winning!"
i heard of almost all of them and they were only funny the first time around
funny very very funny. i have blong guy joke if you want it email me and i can get it for you.
I AM REALLY BLOODY OFFENDED BY THAT…Apologies or not you have hurt me and undermined my being…I am blonde oh no…Hang on I’m not…It’s ok carry on.
I know a blonde that is so stupid that she shaved her head!!! (Britney Spears, get it!!!!)
blonde jookes are way over rated
some are good… some are just old and lame lol
Pretty good. It’s no wonder Blonds have more fun.
Yes Funny.
hah i think they are funny. and its not just blondes. it could happen to anyone!
[but thats not being offensive or anything.]
lol, they’re all pretty good . my favorite is the very first one!! thanks for the laugh!!
some of them are but not all of them!! Where did you get those?!?!
This one was
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
most of these jokes are old!
I love all of them.
I was blonde up until about 10 years ago, then my hair started turning darker and darker.
Anyway, they are all very cute, I liked them and lmao!
non of them
i’m a blonde and i laughed at all of them!!!!!!!
CUTE jokes
Those jokes are funny and not just limited to blondes. I know women who have all types of hair colors that are dimwitted.
i heard some before but they are all funny, wel done
really funny
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
I like those 3.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.
great! I love blond jokes, some are so true
All of them r funny. some funnier than others. thanx for the laugh!
i’ve heard those so many times that they’ee just not funny anymore . i dont get the last one
they were alright but not original.
I laughed at the "concentrate" , and Meow mix ones! The others aren’t too funny though.
I loved everyone of them. My daughters blonde & I tease her but now I have some good ones. If you can think of anymore I’d love to hear them
Instead of saying blonde. which is offensive………………you can say yo momma! cause everyone has a mom. but they where ok…….funny but i heard them before
hilarious
I like all of them!! though i like the OJ joke best!!HAHAHA!!
any blond goes
they r funny, well im in a good mood so maybe thats why. i expecially the orange juice one. iunno any funny jokes that arent long. oh how about ‘she cut of his thing because it sprayed out apple juice’ get it.lol iunno
they are very funny- i heard them before, but they are still very funny. lol!
thanks for the laugh
thanks for the chuckles, cause I’m not a blonde
and thanks for the 2 pts
NONE OF THEM ARE FUNNY , THEY ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID. YES I’M A BLONDE , BUT I KNOW GRAMMER.
WHO USES PLEASE LIKE THIS PLZ. WELL NO MORE BLONDE JOKES BECAUSE YOU CAN’T TELL THEM RIGHT.
I think they are all funny, thanks for the laugh..
heard them before, but still funny.
I like them, they’re funny. Not offesive at all.