i think this joke is funny rate it from1-10?
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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Hilarious!!!! I give it a ten! You forgot this one: Was hit by a parked car.
okay, I guess
Those are hilarious ten bravo! bravo!
i dont care for blond jokes to begin with, so no offense, i dont like them
They are kind of predictable…but some of them are a little funny…
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10 for sure
about a 7
well, they’re old, ive heard them all before, but if you hear them for the first time they’re funny, i’ll give them a 7
10! thats sooo funny!
HEARD THEM ALL BUT THEY STILL GET A 6
*Yawn* between 2-3.
uhh 1? sorry I’ve heard those so much before and they’re getting very old.
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classics
9.9 lol jk 10… y can judges juss say 10 i mean isnt it the same thing basically as 9.9?
Like others have said, I’ve heard some of them, but the ones I hadn’t heard were hilarious. And thanks for keeping it clean…bonus points! A 10/10.
it does put a chuckle & smile to my face….8
thanks!…i’ll copy that & post on my yahoo group..
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I enjoyed them all.
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