Jesus vs. Satan?
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It’s gone!
It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated!
How did he do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
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I see you’re trying to ursuper me :K
Anyways, I’m off to my vacation in an hour, do tell jokes while I’m gone.
And the drums said:
Bam-dum-pah
I POOPED!!!!!!OH YEAH!!!
Jesus saves, but J.R. "Bob" Dobbs sells.
funny.
remeber the old hockey joke?
Jesus saves, Gretsky scores.
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha your dumb
ROFL!!!!! Too funny!!!!!
Hmmm…
thats cute i like it =]
Jesus Saves
This is wonderful. Jesus saves and will always come out victorious. God bless you!
jesus saves…but esposito scores on the rebound!…
he saved his work before he made the power go out…
very good! you should become a writer for a t.v show! i bet you could do better than the jerks on american idol and the other stupid reality shows like lost!
Good One!!
lol. that’s kinda funny, but obviouse, bucause in the end, Jesus always will win!
Oh how we love Jesus! Unique.
Yes, indeed. Jesus saves. : )
lol thanks I loved it!!
corny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah.
. You are so right. Jesus saves. Good analogy
Nice
That is absolutely the stupidest joke I have ever heard in my entire life.
OLD.
Amen…..hear in the background Carmen’s song with the fight of the ages….(I don’t remember the exact title but it is a fight between Jesus and Satan.)
good one
Jesus saved and got a happy meal on the way home.
lol funny i like it
Thanx that is a nice one to remember!
Funny, very funny. Jesus would be laughing at your sense of humour and creativity but Satan would be cursing under his breath…
wow i read all that for just a giggle- not funnie- plus i thought u were muslim