sooooooooo blonde….funny?!?
She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cord less phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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Good one. Here is one I like, Did you hear about the blonde who got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W’s?
very funny, a star for you!
Nice one….lol,,,, By the way what is Taco Bell???
lol, they made me smile
that made me happy i am glad i red that u get a star
Very good!
Heres a blonde joke:
Very funny! I didn’t know those ones! Heres a blonde joke:
A brunette walked into an electronics store, and went to the man in the store, saying that the t.v. she bought yesterday didn’t work. The man says, "you’re a blonde who has dyed her hair brunette." the brunette says, "how did you know?" and the man says, "because its a microwave."
they were good i also liked A brunette walked into an electronics store, and went to the man in the store, saying that the t.v. she bought yesterday didn’t work. The man says, "you’re a blonde who has dyed her hair brunette." the brunette says, "how did you know?" and the man says, "because its a microwave."
i personally dont think thats funny, sorry. how can you judge someone on there hair color??? i know its just a joke but people think that blondes are" dumb" but really they just say that cuz everyone else says it…….
So funny…you get a star!!!
I LOVE THEM!!! HAVE A STAR!!!
Lol , those are hilarious !
That was fun. You could turn it into a song and make millions.
I bet lots of blonde girls would bye it!
Why is it blondes are made out to be stupid and if a blonde does something stupid you get some snide remark like "ooh blonde moment". Not all blondes are idiots.
What about Hillary Clinton = blonde! And running for president.. she can’t be so stupid can she!
However a couple of those jokes made me smile. And the Taco Bell one is just stupid. I don’t think it’s even that funny.
And as for the comment above mine..
"bye" ? I think she meant "buy". How can she call blondes dumb when I’m a blonde and I can spell better than her.