Does anyone know what the correct way to connect a phone to a digital answering machine, caller id & a fax machine. It seems the current configuration the fax doesn’t recognize a fax coming through and the digital answering machine stopped picking up and calls are going through to the voicemail on the phone.

This is a landline.

Thanks for all your help in advance.

Have contacts consisting of service providers and prospective clients. Need to assign prospective clients to a particular service provider. Then, need to be able see views/reports sorted by providers, provder’s city/state, etc. Then, need to be able to easily send out invoices or Status Reports to the Service Providers. For example:
Have 100 consultants (service providers). Periodically, I get people who need consulting. I match them up with consultants. I charge consultants a small fee for the referral. So, I need to easily track the relationships and be able to send correspondence to the consultants – either an invoice or a "referral activity" report showing them who they’ve been assigned. Correspondence will need to be via email, fax or mail.

There was series of emails I (or my husband) got from unidentified person. This person used Gmail, which doesn’t reveal its originating IP address. Also, this person has few on-line mail & fax service account. However, these are one-way only, and the web site doesn’t want to reveal originating IP address. The threat is very personal matter.

Was that a function of the PC or the printer? Was the fax mode a part of Word or some other program on PC ? Is there any way I can add this feature to one of my 3 PCs? Have 2 desktops & one laptop.

Are mobile lines (Wirelessing sytem) able to recive data that, sent from a phone line, like fax and … ? Ofcoure thay (The Mobile phone & PC) are conected to each other with simple call, and also the mobile phone don’t have the DATA SERVICE, just phone line have it?

i was trying to print something on my pc the other day& a fax thing came up what is it used for?

1. Called me to get my phone number.
2. Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3. Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. Tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
5. Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. Tried to drown a fish.
7. Thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. Tripped over a cordless phone.
10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. Studied for a blood test.
13. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. Moved when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.
15. Took the 22 bus twice because she missed the 44 bus.
16. Turned around and went home when she arrived at the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left."

Look how GAY shse is!!!

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>>>called me to get my phone number.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>>said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"concentrate."> >> >>
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>>>lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her> >mind.> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tried
>>>to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>tried to drown a fish.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she thought a quarterback was a refund.> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she got locked
>>>in a grocery store and starved to> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >death.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >she tripped over a cordless phone.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she took a ruler to bed to
>>>see how long she slept.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she studied for a blood
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >test.>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes
>>>occur around the home,> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>moved.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >instead.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she took you to the airport
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >and
>>>saw a sign that said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >"Airport Left" she turned around and went home> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!> >> >>

STAR IF ITS FUNNY

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

They look like photos & graphics my pc stored from internet browsing. How do I get rid of them? Which folder are they in?

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I am trying to send a fax using my computer(windows fax & scan, windows 7) but I don’t know how to enter the number :/

for example the first number is 560-506-3953 and the extension number is 2503

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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Shane English School japan is not actually a company, it is a brand name that "Shane Corporation Japan" and it’s various subsidiaries operate their schools under. So, although your (English) contract may say that your employer is "Shane Corporation", this is not actually true, this is merely a tactic that the "Saxoncourt Group" uses to make it difficult for you (as an employee) to report your REAL employer to the authorities for breaking the law (because you need to know who your real employer is in order to report them).

A number of Shane English School & Saxoncourt around the globe have recently gone into receivership or been liquidated… But Mr Lipscombe owns his global empire via a company called "Saxoncourt Holdings Ltd" registered in the British Virgin Islands (where companies are not required to disclose the state of their finances on the public record), so it’s hard to say but the principal of Shane English School Japan recently threatened that the company was in danger of going bankrupt.

I recently left Shane after working for them in Japan for abour 15 months. I have to agree that they should be avoided at all costs. The vast majority of Shane teachers are deeply unhappy in their jobs, and at the time that I made my departure, teachers were leaving in their droves to work for other language schools. Morale is kept deliberately low by removing holidays at the last minute, unfair distribution of cover days teachers are required to work, and frequent impositions on teachers´ free time by requiring them to teach additional hours for very little, and sometimes no additional reward.

Accommodation is very, very small and poorly furnished and they charge roughly twice the market value for it, thereby making a profit from their teachers accommodation needs. Most other schools subsidise teacher accommodation.

Attitudes to their teachers vary. DOSs are never seen all you will get is a fax or told to read a guide book , but central management at Shane HQ seem to regard teachers as property rather than people. Shane provide virtually no professional support. As far as I am aware (and I did make enquiries) none of the monkey pea brain DOSs has more than a CELTA, which means that if you wanted to undertake a DELTA you would be in trouble, as there is most likely no one within the company who will be able to act as your mentor (a requirement for anyone wishing to undertake a DELTA by distance study).

And if you find yourself in any kind of trouble, you can expect absolutely no assistance from the company. Their only concern is that you turn up for work, regardless of what calamity may have befallen you. I certainly wouldn´t recommend Shane as a first teaching job. It really offers no potential for professional development and in the majority of cases seems to put people off the teaching profession. You work on your own and could be teaching German for all the school knows,Just about everyone leaves with a fairly bitter taste in their mouth, and I would suggest that any postings to the contrary are certainly written and posted by Shane management, or DOSs, under instructions from head office.

A bad company to work for. Very disappointing. They do not care about teaching English just have fun play games and keep students happy even if they are not learning ****, teach to the book not the student is what one dos told me, their books are 20 years old , poor and are full of errors but make the school money so who cares!

I knew a blond that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Hi! I know i can send faxes through efax.
My 1st question:
Is it FREE to send unlimited faxes to anypart of world from EFAX? or are there any limits?

My 2nd questn:
We can send faxes thru XP. Does sending faxes from XP cost any charge?
Do we have to install any fax modem for this or can we manage with ADSL modem or a dialup modem? (pl dont laugh at this silly question)

My 3rd questn:
If i just join my phone line pin to my PC & send any fax to my local place through XP (within city & not long distance) does that cost? Will the local call charges be charged by my telephone operator? If sent to a long distance will the "long distance call charges" will be charged?
Please answer all my questions.

Also answer this:
What is the best way
a) to send faxes within my pace (not long distance)
b) to send faxes to long distance
c) to send FREE faxes

Hope you understand my lengthy questions & i hope you will answer all of my questions
THANKS IN ADVANCE!

ok other blonds no afence but this is funny put commets and answere this question people who have a club penguin give me them if you dont want them thanks.
She was so stupid that…….she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
‘concentrate.’
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store..
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home
She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
She turned off th e ‘big fan’ in a helicopter when she got cold.
Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for
7 years!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Normally I’m not a fan of blonde jokes but
In Honor of Prissie, a very Blonde and lovable fan…..

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote: "Sagittarius." .
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
Ever notice that I try to post stuff that you haven’t heard before?

Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.

How Blonde Was She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says ‘Sign here:’ she wrote ‘Sagittarius.’

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under ‘education’ on her job application, she put ‘Hooked On Phonics.’

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ‘Concentrate.’
* She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘WALK’ and ‘DON’T WALK.’
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, ‘Airport Left,’ she turned around and went home..

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said ‘TGIF,’ which she thought stood for ‘This Goes In Front.’

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it says….. "concentrate.

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She studied for a blood test

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar store

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

tell me if any of these jokes are funny. plz no rude comments. i already said sorry.
MAN u guys answer fast! i got them from my friend. im not sure how she got them tho.
yea, i dont get the last one either, sorry about the confusion. oh and yea i know that some of these jokes are old but i like them.
u know what msgirl14, i know grammar too. im top student in my english class. and plus u dont always have to say please. so u shut up.
when i mean say please i mean say that instead of plz. u can’t even spell grammar.
im not saying that all of these are funny, i just think they are funny for other ppl who hasn’t heard of these jokes before.
by the way.
NO RUDE COMMENTS PLZ.
AND I SAID SORRY TO THE PPL WHO THINKS ITS OFFENSIVE. AND I JUST SAID THiS IS NOT TRUE AND ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I send a fax from my computer (using my fax modem in MS Word or from my scanner), it is in color on my computer, but the fax where it’s going always prints it in black & white. I know that her fax is an HP 6210xi all in one, and prints in color. I can’t find any info on the HP website or anywhere to tell me why it always comes through in black & white. Can you help?

I have the wireless internet through AT&T is it possible to fax without using a phone line since my wireless internet does have it’s own phone number?
My husband is fixing to start online school and we need a fax but want to avoid paying a home phone bill when all we need to is just to send and recieve faxes. Thanks to anyone who can help us.