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She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cord less phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

It’s a HP Pavilion Elite m9150f,here are the specs:

http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/document?docname=c01301711&cc=us&lc=en&dlc=en&product=3644726

So it has a fax modem…does that mean I have to buy a fax machine,or can I set it up without one?

hello all. I was wondering if anyone has used their wireless phone as a fax modem.. i need to know what equipment/features/options one would need to be able to send/receive fax’s without access to regular telephone line. I would like to know for at&t the carrier please. even if it means teathering to a fax machine physically. or any ways you may know how, thanks. all suggestions appreciated.

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
> >* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >* She thought General Motors was in the army.
> >* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> >* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
> >"Sagittarius."
> >She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> >* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On phonics"
> >She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She tripped over a cordless phone.
> >* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
> >"Concentrate."
> >* She told me to meet her at the corner of " WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
> >* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
> >She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She studied for a blood test.
> >* She sold the car for gas money.

>She was Soooooooo Blonde .
>* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>* She thought General Motors was in the army.
>* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
here:" she wrote
>"Sagittarius."
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>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She took the ruler
>to bed to see how long she slept.
>* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
>* Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
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>She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She tripped over a cordless phone.
>* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said
>"Concentrate."
>* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON’T WALK."
>* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
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>She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She studied for a blood test.
>* She sold the car for gas money.
>* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
instead.
>* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said, "Airport Left,"
>she turned around and went home.
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>She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
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>* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
>* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be
speechless.
>* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
>the evening.
>* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "This Goes
>In Front."
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>AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
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>She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
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>She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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I’m unemployed & I would like to fax my resume to actual fax numbers from my PC free or the lowest possible cost.

I have a telephone line, a scanner, and a high-speed internet connection, but no fax machine. I need to send a fax to another town – is there a way to send a fax long distance using any of the above equipment & my laptop?
Thanks in advance for any helpful advice or suggestions.

I hooked up the J3680 AIO printer for a friend. She will never, ever use the FAX but delighted to have the additional phone connection because she doesn’t have cordless phones so it gives her a phone near her computer.

My question is: If I set up the speed dials for her, can she use them to dial for a voice connection and NOT sending a fax?

The dial tone is fine and the printer phone rings & works when I dial it from my cell phone and when I use the numerical buttons on the printer to dial out. I just can’t figure out what to do to make the phone on the printer actually make a voice call once the number is in the window? The number just sits in the window and it does not dial.

This is a VOIP connection & I used a splitter at the wall for the router and the phone to the wall jack. The dial tone is fine. Just how the heck do you trigger the printer phone to dial out using speed dial? Or is speed dial only for fax usage?

What do you push to actually make the phone dial the speed dial number showing in the display?

I set up her cell phone on speed dial 01 just for a test but I could not figure out what button(s) to hit on the printer to make the call actually happen. I pressed speed dial and then I pressed "1" and the phone number was in the window but I have no idea how to actually ‘trigger’ the call. This would be to "talk" not to send a fax.

If the phone dials out and rings in, then it should all work??

Thank you in advance, Donna

I have to send a fax for an order because i am a "new" distributor & my credit card information will be listed on that paper sheet…do you think it is safe for me to do an internet fax? thanks in advance!
IF SO, do you guys know any reliable internet faxing websites where I would not have to pay monthly!? thanks in advance!

I have BVRP Classic Phone Tools, for years now I have been able to fax from my PC with no problem. Recently it has began acting strange… I used to scan multiple pages thru my all-in-one & choose the option "Fax using PC Modem" & when I was done scaning all the pages desired it would automatically roll over to my fax software, but it stopped doing that & I had to go in an scan all my documents to a folder then fax each on individually as an attachment rather than all together as on fax. I was going to do that this evening (fax 1 cover sheet, then 7 pages one-by-one) but when I went to fax the cover sheet & 1st page of all the faxes I got an error message "COMMUNICATIONS PORT UNAVAILABLE" Now I know this is refering to the modem in my computer, but everything is hooked up the exact way it has always been & when I troubleshoot everything says "device working properly" What could be wrong? When I try to query the modem it says there is a program using it & to close it before continuing,
but I don’t know what program could be tieing up the modem since the only on that uses it is my fax software & that will not even establish a connection. How can I find out what program is using the modem… Could it be blocking the fax machine from useing the modem & faxing? HELP PLEASE!!!
I figured it out. It was a cell phone cable I had plugged in the USB interupting the communication.
Still need help with he scanned pages not automatically rolling over to fax software.

I work in office & want send fax from internet to fax machine all over the world VIA lan card modem is not available. Any body tell me how to configure my system over the internet. Please not that i am living in Pakistan

I’m a programmer, try to send pictures & Documents from a windows application to fax.
It is part of my project…
I hope to find some one to help me on it…

I recently changed computers & used a cd rom to install my modem onto the new computer but after 30 mins of being online, I am cut off all internet usage. I have adsl broadband, not dial up. I have to restart the computer everytime i want to get on the net & only have 30 mins of usage. I have spoken to my internet provider people (telstra, big pond, australia) & they say nothing is wrong on their end, it must be my pc. I have windows 98. PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, xp would definatly be my prefered option, but I cannot afford to upgrade at this time nor can I afford to have an IT person come do it for me!!! I need to do it myself, but don’t know where to start!!!

Dial-up internet people could send fax for free.

Switched to cable internet connection & they want to charge for sending fax. Do all cable providers charge for fax?