There is a Smart Blonde, a Dumb Blonde, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny sitting at a table with ,000,000 in the middle, who gets the money ?
The Dumb Blonde because there is no such thing as a Smart Blonde, Santa Clause, or the Easter Bunny.
Q. Why did the Blonde climb the glass wall ?
A. To see whats on the other side.
Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Q. Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman, compared to a brunette snowman?
A. You have to hollow out the head!
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it’s mine?"
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?
A: You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q. How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?
A. There’s a stamp in the corner of the fax!
Q. Why won’t pharmacists hire blondes as secrataries?
A. They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter!
Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday!
Q. What did a blonde get on her SAT test?
A. Nail Polish
Q. What do you call a blonde who lives in Alaska?
A. A Frosted Flake.
Two dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Two dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn’t. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down."
