1. Called me to get my phone number.
2. Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3. Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. Tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
5. Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. Tried to drown a fish.
7. Thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. Tripped over a cordless phone.
10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. Studied for a blood test.
13. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. Moved when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.
15. Took the 22 bus twice because she missed the 44 bus.
16. Turned around and went home when she arrived at the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left."

Look how GAY shse is!!!

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>>> >> >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
>>>said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"concentrate."> >> >>
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>>>lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her> >mind.> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
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>>>to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>>tried to drown a fish.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>>in a grocery store and starved to> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >death.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >she tripped over a cordless phone.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>>see how long she slept.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>>thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes
>>>occur around the home,> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >she
>>>moved.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice> >> >> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >instead.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
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>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >when she took you to the airport
>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >and
>>>saw a sign that said> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >"Airport Left" she turned around and went home> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!> >> >>

STAR IF ITS FUNNY

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blond that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

Star this if you think this is funny!

ok other blonds no afence but this is funny put commets and answere this question people who have a club penguin give me them if you dont want them thanks.
She was so stupid that…….she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
‘concentrate.’
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store..
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home
She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
She turned off th e ‘big fan’ in a helicopter when she got cold.
Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for
7 years!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it says….. "concentrate.

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She studied for a blood test

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar store

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

tell me if any of these jokes are funny. plz no rude comments. i already said sorry.
MAN u guys answer fast! i got them from my friend. im not sure how she got them tho.
yea, i dont get the last one either, sorry about the confusion. oh and yea i know that some of these jokes are old but i like them.
u know what msgirl14, i know grammar too. im top student in my english class. and plus u dont always have to say please. so u shut up.
when i mean say please i mean say that instead of plz. u can’t even spell grammar.
im not saying that all of these are funny, i just think they are funny for other ppl who hasn’t heard of these jokes before.
by the way.
NO RUDE COMMENTS PLZ.
AND I SAID SORRY TO THE PPL WHO THINKS ITS OFFENSIVE. AND I JUST SAID THiS IS NOT TRUE AND ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

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THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate. Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!" Tries to drown a fish. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change. Thinks socialism means partying. Trips over a cordless phone. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius." Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Studies for a blood test and fails. Invents a solar powered flashlight. Sells the car for gas money. Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead. Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.