How Blonde Was She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says ‘Sign here:’ she wrote ‘Sagittarius.’

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under ‘education’ on her job application, she put ‘Hooked On Phonics.’

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ‘Concentrate.’
* She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘WALK’ and ‘DON’T WALK.’
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, ‘Airport Left,’ she turned around and went home..

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said ‘TGIF,’ which she thought stood for ‘This Goes In Front.’

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cord less phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

>She was Soooooooo Blonde .
>* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>* She thought General Motors was in the army.
>* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
here:" she wrote
>"Sagittarius."
>
>She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She took the ruler
>to bed to see how long she slept.
>* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
>* Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
>
>She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She tripped over a cordless phone.
>* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said
>"Concentrate."
>* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON’T WALK."
>* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
>
>She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
>* She studied for a blood test.
>* She sold the car for gas money.
>* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
instead.
>* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said, "Airport Left,"
>she turned around and went home.
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>She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
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>* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
>* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be
speechless.
>* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
>the evening.
>* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "This Goes
>In Front."
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>
>AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
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>She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
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>She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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