1. Called me to get my phone number.
2. Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3. Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. Tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
5. Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. Tried to drown a fish.
7. Thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. Tripped over a cordless phone.
10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. Studied for a blood test.
13. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. Moved when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.
15. Took the 22 bus twice because she missed the 44 bus.
16. Turned around and went home when she arrived at the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left."

STAR IF ITS FUNNY

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blond that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

1. He took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
2. He sent me a fax with a stamp on it8. At the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," he put "Sagittarius."
3. He studied for a blood test.

1. He took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
2. He sent me a fax with a stamp on it8. At the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," he put "Sagittarius."
3. He studied for a blood test.

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

Star this if you think this is funny!

ok other blonds no afence but this is funny put commets and answere this question people who have a club penguin give me them if you dont want them thanks.
She was so stupid that…….she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
‘concentrate.’
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store..
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home
She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
She turned off th e ‘big fan’ in a helicopter when she got cold.
Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for
7 years!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Normally I’m not a fan of blonde jokes but
In Honor of Prissie, a very Blonde and lovable fan…..

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote: "Sagittarius." .
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
Ever notice that I try to post stuff that you haven’t heard before?

Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.

How Blonde Was She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says ‘Sign here:’ she wrote ‘Sagittarius.’

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under ‘education’ on her job application, she put ‘Hooked On Phonics.’

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ‘Concentrate.’
* She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘WALK’ and ‘DON’T WALK.’
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, ‘Airport Left,’ she turned around and went home..

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said ‘TGIF,’ which she thought stood for ‘This Goes In Front.’

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it says….. "concentrate.

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She studied for a blood test

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar store

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

tell me if any of these jokes are funny. plz no rude comments. i already said sorry.
MAN u guys answer fast! i got them from my friend. im not sure how she got them tho.
yea, i dont get the last one either, sorry about the confusion. oh and yea i know that some of these jokes are old but i like them.
u know what msgirl14, i know grammar too. im top student in my english class. and plus u dont always have to say please. so u shut up.
when i mean say please i mean say that instead of plz. u can’t even spell grammar.
im not saying that all of these are funny, i just think they are funny for other ppl who hasn’t heard of these jokes before.
by the way.
NO RUDE COMMENTS PLZ.
AND I SAID SORRY TO THE PPL WHO THINKS ITS OFFENSIVE. AND I JUST SAID THiS IS NOT TRUE AND ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

1.Puts lipstick on her forehead coz she wants to make up her mind!
2.Gets stabbed in a shootout
3.Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
4.Tries to drown a fish in water.
5.Trips over a cordless phone.
6.Takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
7.At the bottom of an application where it say ‘sign here’ she puts leo
8.Studies for blood test
9.Sells her car for gas money
10.misses bus no. 44 and takes 22 twice instead
11.Gets locked in a furniture store and sleeps on the floor!

hope this refreshens ur mind

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

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She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She tripped over a cord less phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

THIS IS FUNNY

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for

7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

0-4=Bad luck for 7 years

5-9=your crush will start to like you

10-14=your crush will ask you out

15-19=you and your crush will kiss

After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it!

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
> >* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >* She thought General Motors was in the army.
> >* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> >* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
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> >She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> >* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On phonics"
> >She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She tripped over a cordless phone.
> >* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
> >"Concentrate."
> >* She told me to meet her at the corner of " WALK" and "DON’T WALK."
> >* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
> >She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
> >* She studied for a blood test.
> >* She sold the car for gas money.

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate. Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!" Tries to drown a fish. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change. Thinks socialism means partying. Trips over a cordless phone. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius." Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Studies for a blood test and fails. Invents a solar powered flashlight. Sells the car for gas money. Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead. Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.

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>* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>* She thought General Motors was in the army.
>* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
here:" she wrote
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>* She took the ruler
>to bed to see how long she slept.
>* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
>* Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
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>* She tripped over a cordless phone.
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"DON’T WALK."
>* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
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>* She studied for a blood test.
>* She sold the car for gas money.
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Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.