the dumb stupid blond ?
ok other blonds no afence but this is funny put commets and answere this question people who have a club penguin give me them if you dont want them thanks.
She was so stupid that…….she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
‘concentrate.’
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store..
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home
She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
She turned off th e ‘big fan’ in a helicopter when she got cold.
Now send this to at least 5 people or you’ll get bad luck for
7 years!!!!!!!!
0-4=Bad luck for 7 years
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haha those are pretty funny.. haha i love jokes like these no offence to blondes
lol!! i have another one
she got fired from the m&m factory because she threw away all the ‘Ws’ hehee
Your avatar is brunette and you claim blonds are dumb. Check your spelling & get some NEW jokes. Thanks for the two points anyway!
well you spelled offense funny and um…… other than tha those wer funny i laughed most at the cordless phone one
Old , most of them , but who cares ? Thanks .
ROFL